Welcome to Up The Creek Comedy Club — a one-of-a-kind, iconic and unapologetically quirky venue located in the heart of Royal Historic Greenwich, directly opposite Greenwich DLR and 5 mins National Rail station.

Whether you’re planning a corporate celebration, team-building night, private party, music night  or a standout showcase, this legendary venue brings personality, atmosphere, and flexibility to every kind of event.

THE MAIN HALL – A 300-SEAT MAIN ROOM (168 SQ METRES)

Perfect for:

   •   🎤 Comedy shows & dramatic performances

   •   🗣️ After-dinner speaking or conferences

   •   🧠 Corporate team-building & offsites

   •   🥂 Private functions & big celebration parties

Available for day or evening hire, the space includes a full AV setup, stage, flexible layouts, and is fully air-conditioned.

The vibrant bar serves up award-winning beer from our own in-house brewery, alongside cocktails and Detroit-style pizza — the only venue in the Southeast offering this.

We’re also fully licensed until 2 a.m. on Fridays and Saturdays, making it an ideal late-night venue.

🎵 MUSIC / BANDS – IDEAL SETUP FOR LIVE NIGHTS

Up The Creek Comedy Club is also brilliantly suited for live music nights, acoustic sets, and band performances.

With a professional sound system, adaptable stage, and buzzing crowd energy, it’s a favourite for showcases, jam sessions, and industry events

THE STUDIO – A SMALLER AREA (99 SQ METRES, 100 SEATS)

A hidden gem inside the venue — intimate, distinctive, and full of charm.

Features include:

   •   🎛️ Built-in sound & lighting system

   •   🧊 Private bar area

   •   ❄️ Full air-conditioning

Perfect for smaller parties, creative events, or private comedy nights.

From the award-winning beer to the electric atmosphere, Up The Creek offers a rare mix of function and fun — a venue that’s unlike anything else in London.

📍 Just 1 minute from Greenwich DLR.

📅 Available for full venue hire, room-only bookings, day or evening.